I Want Gas Prices To Go Higher November 9, 2007

Because the higher gas prices go, so goes the rate of drive-by shootings in the opposite direction.
“yo, let’s go ride up on them fools”
“shit, not at 3 dollars a gallon. Gonna have to be a skate-by”

Score 1 for Red Beard October 25, 2007

An image of excellence.
To: John Madden
CC: Electronic Arts Sports
From: Ethan Albright
Re: Being the worst rated player on Madden ‘07
Hi, John, my name is Ethan Albright. I play line for the Washington Redskins. You probably already knew that, so I’ll continue. I am writing in regards to the overall player rating of 53 that I have [...]

Ladies and Gentleman, poet laureate Robert Sylvester Kelly October 25, 2007

I’ve always loved the remix of that song orginally covered by messrs. Fat Joe and Lil’ Wayne, specifically because of R.Kelly’s guest solo appearance.
Take it away, Robert!
“I be drilling these chicks like Major Payne
When I make it rain, they be like ‘Kell… do it again’
From the club to the coupe, inside my gates
Up in my [...]